Well what can I say, you've probably guessed I have a "different" sense of humor than most. But what the fuck, life's too short to worry about the little things, if it makes you smile what's wrong with that?

Considering I shouldn't be spending my time doing this at the moment, I'll keep it short and sweet, I'm 20 years old, studying for a MEng in Cybernetics, I like getting a buzz and BASS (as my neighbours will testify to).

I get my buzz from driving quick, too quick but................, and JET SKIING, if you've never done it yet DO IT, it's as much fun a sex, but less hassle and I suppose in the long run cheaper ;-). Being a bit of a lazy bastard most other things I like doing involve engines (motorbikes and a Metro, more on that later), well the way I look at it why make it more difficult than necessary.

Oh yeah the Metro, the only I've done something impossible I've found a good use for the crappest car ever made, thrashing around a field just use 1st and 2nd gears. It doesn't sound too bad now, but that's cos its got no exhaust!

I suppose I'd better mention my family incase they ever look here, Surprisingly I've got 2 parents (Jim & Caroline), Older brother (Mark, this bastard just brought a ZX9-R and I need to talk him into letting me have a go on it :-) (please bro, mate) ), younger brother Tony and  a baby sis Shanon.

I had a go on the back of the ZX9-R and fuck me is that quick, hhmmmmmmm want one, maybe I should sell my car :) , no mustn't too quick (I think I might get 12 points quicker than 

As for music, The Verve kick arse, apart from that I like virtually everything, reminds me I'll have to skank some money to get some more cd's :).

Well that's it for now, if you have any ideas/comments let me know and I'll think about what u said #:-)

I've shifted things around, so people stop moaning at me, well it looks alright on my monitor (then again it is bigger than most ;-) )